a young girl approached me this morning and said, "padre, i want to talk to you about something."
"speak," i said.
"well, i want a scholarship to your school."
"why?"
"well, i'm in fifth grade, and i think i passed into sixth grade. i'll find out tomorrow and bring you my report card. anyway, i have a cousin who is stupid, i mean really stupid, and he went to your school this year and now he's smarter than i, so i want to go to your school so i can learn."
"speak," i said.
"well, i want a scholarship to your school."
"why?"
"well, i'm in fifth grade, and i think i passed into sixth grade. i'll find out tomorrow and bring you my report card. anyway, i have a cousin who is stupid, i mean really stupid, and he went to your school this year and now he's smarter than i, so i want to go to your school so i can learn."
