GABO
R.I.P.
January 2005 – (M.I.A.) January 2007
In the comedic styling of Jeff Foxworthy (e.g. You may be a redneck, if you think family reunions are good places to find dates.)
You may be a camposino if the above image makes you hungry.
If you have a loose connection on your car battery and the first thing you grab to tighten it is a rock, you might be a camposino.
If because of an approaching rainstorm you flag down a ride from a pick up with vacant seats inside and you jump in the open back bed, you might be a camposino.
If you think the cat with new kittens has moved them to have them baptized on St. Francis’ Mountain, you might be a ...
(This is actually one of Foxworthy’s, but modified Dominican style) If you find yourself making change in the collection plate (and I add) in front of the bishop, on the altar, with help from others, you might be …
If upon arriving late for church, rather than unobtrusively sneaking in the back, you think it best to greet everyone the moment you enter regardless of what’s happening, you might…
If you think the best time to flag down a ride from a truck traveling 50mph is when he is passing by, you…
If you ask a ride from a vehicle traveling in the opposite direction you want to go, …
If you think that the only sin that you have committed in your whole life is throwing rocks at animals, and this you say with a straight face in Confession, you…
