i've made a decision: after eating goat and chicken twice yesterday, to extend my current chicken eating streak to 19 consecutive days, i have begun the process of buying two pigs - well, two piglets really. i'm buying a boy pig and a girl pig and then they will have little pigs and then i will feed them mangos and corn and then they will get big and fat and then i will cook them and then i will eat them. they only cost 10 bucks a piece, a great deal if you ask me, heck at this point i'd pay 100. maybe i'll by four and eat two right away...incidentally, if i happen to eat with any of you while i'm home and you don't feed me beef i will go apoplectic.
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